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YOU'RE A SQUID NOW. [Inkling TG/TF]
“Crap! My soaker is jammed!” Tim Cameron lamented as he tried to clear an oatmeal jam in an old Super Soaker CPS 2500 that he had since childhood. “I told you that using the Nickelodeon slime recipe was a bad idea, Scott.” A quick look inside of the loading tank confirmed the worst fear: the oatmeal component of the orange ‘slime’ had settled in. “If we start now, then we MIGHT be able to have these tanks cleared before the actual game comes out.”
Scott Cousteau, no relations to the French oceanographer, shook his CPS Splashzooka in similar frustration. “The chemistry for this mixture is completely sound.” Scott, a major in chemistry, didn’t want to admit that a small miscalculation on his part took an already absurd plan and made it even worse. “Give me a few minutes to fiddle with the dilution of the ink.” Tim tossed over his super soaker quite aggressively. “Look, I know that we’re already runn
The Angel who dared to loveIn the hopeful morning of the world, when all things were new-made, the Lord looked down upon His Creation – and lo! – it teemed with life. And He summoned one of his angels and spake to him out of the great winds of the air.
Go thou forth and teach My children so they shall know My Law and abide by it that their days in the Earth which I have given them be long.
And the angel bowed before his God and went forth among the children of men that they might learn. And he was glad, for they seemed to him fair, as having the outward form of their Creator and they were willing to hear and to learn and he had much to teach. And they prospered and their numbers grew and all the things of the Earth were theirs. But soon mankind grew proud and covetous and strife arose among them.
And the angel returned to the Presence and was greatly perplexed.
Lord, Thou hast given Thy children all the Earth – and yet it is not enough. Tell me, O Father, how I may teach them to love Thee
Last Call for Tanner LeeTanner left the hospital feeling strangely empty. He had expected agony. From the moment he had heard the Code Blue declared over the intercom and been forced out of Leah’s room (Room 318; he would never forget that number, or the feel of the sheets beneath his hands), he had known his life was coming to an end. They did not give up, and he gave them credit for that, but there is only so much time and effort a doctor can put into saving someone who is determined to die, and twelve hours later, Tanner and the bag of Leah’s effects sat in the back of a cab, on their way home. He would have to plan a funeral. Of course she had no life insurance; she had only been eighteen, a grinning college freshman home for her first Christmas break.
He sat at home that night and called her cell phone, letting it ring out at the foot of her bed for the sake of hearing her voice in the recording.
Hey, it’s Leah. I can’t come to the phone right now, probably because I’m h
The Raven PrinceYugi limped home from school late one afternoon. Ushio and his goons had ganged up on him again
Yugi winced as his leg complained underneath him, he didn't understand why they hated him so much. He hadn't done anything to them Yugi sniffed as he turned into the park, not wanting to go home to the empty house, Grandpa had passed away a few months ago, Yugi was being watched over by a guardian who would check in on him every other month. But that guardian was the Father of the bullies. Yugi was so lonely.
The woods were always calming for Yugi, especially now, even though he was in the middle of a large city the woods drowned out any sound and let Yugi be wherever he imagined to be.
Yugi hissed as he sat on a tree stump by a small pond, the pond had a mossed over statue of a frog sitting on a toadstool. It used to spray water from its grey mouth but no more, the pond often dried up in summer droughts, so there wasn't much life living in the waters.
Yugi looked into the water
Lunacy: Becoming a WerewolfBy the time we managed to pull out of the little cabin that Krissie’s parents lived in, the sun was pretty much gone. I couldn’t really tell if it had set yet- spring was always the middle ground of sunset, not too early but not late- due to both the woods of northern Minnesota, and the overcast sky. By the time I turned our little Impala sedan on the highway south towards Minneapolis, it was starting to rain.
I kept down a sigh as I turned on the windshield wipers, only to see an empty road.
“We could have just spent the night, you know,” Krissie said from the passenger seat. “Mom and Dad always love having guests.”
I huffed. “Don’t worry, it’s just some rain. Besides, there’s some stuff I had planned when we get back… Not to mention, your dad was getting a little hard to deal with.”
“Oh, Martin,” she sighed. “I know you guys don’t see eye to eye, but you don’
The Girl in Ikebukuro Chapter 4
"Shizuo?" The blond man snapped out of his daze "Huh?" Tom sighed, "You've been in a daze all day. Why don't you go home and rest?" Shoving his hands in his pockets, Shizuo waved goodbye and started the trip to his apartment. He had been thinking about the mysterious girl who was unconscious in his apartment. He wondered when she would wake up, and how she would react to him. Shizuo didn't hang around people much so it would be awkward, but maybe this girl would befriend him. He always wanted some kind of friendship, even if it was a shallow one. The former bartender was already on his home street when he saw somebody sliding down a rope of some sort. As he got closer he realized it was the girl who was supposed to be unconscious. She had all of her stuff with her. Shizuo was about to call out to her, when the rope started to come undone. The stupid girl didn't even scream as she started to fall. Shizuo raced towards the girl, his arms ready to catch her. As the girl fell into his arms
Elliot, George, Leo and Alexander were starting a seance. They were huge paranormal buffs and loved learning everything about the supernatural so they arranged a sleepover at Elliot's house and started a seance.
Elliot leaned forward hastily.
"Listen guys if we mess this up, spirit's won't come ok?"
The rest of the group nod and the hold hands and chant and with that a bolt of light comes crashing onto the floor, the first spirit was summoned. The wait in silence for the spirit but then something much more strange happens to Elliot, his hair starts growing.
"Uhmm Elliot?" Alex said
Elliot touched his head and felt his hair growing abnormally fast.
"Guys whats going on!?"
Then he notices to big bulges growing on his chest suddenly two large breasts burst out his his pajama shirt.
The others back away slowly as Elliot's hips and thighs start to tear through his clothes as they widen. As Elliot screams the others notice that his screams get more and more high pitch
I've seen Eden.....
God saw all that he had made, and it was all very good
There's something moist rubbing against my face.
I said "Oh, c'mon Tucker dog. Let me sleep longer."
The moist rubbing continued and I heard a loud grunt.
Then I thought 'That is not Tucker, nor a dog'
I opened my eyes and saw with my own eyes: A tongue coming from a HUGE parrot-like beak.
"AHHHHH!!!!!" I yelled, quickly crab-walking backwards. Then, I saw what the beak belonged to:
A Triceratops-like creature.
I was in awe of this, which gave me a funny look.
Then, it laughed and said (yes, it laughed and said) "What's a matter silly? No need for fear."
I thought to myself 'Okay, I'm talking to a english-speaking dinosaur. This is crazy, but it feels too real'
I replied to the Triceratops "Hello friend, where am I? Dinotopia?"
It (or he) said "No, silly. You are in God's Gard